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    1. House phone: *rings*
    2. Me: nah
     
  2. (Source: lolgifs.net, via fuckinstoned)

     
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  4. 8bitatoms:

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    sevvey6:

    morbidamusement:

    captain-snark:

    bananamerlin:

    maderadearquitecto:

    Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

    imagine banging someone on that table

    imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

    noooooo stop

    Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

    What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

    aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

    (Source: rialxoan, via eclecticpandas)

     
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  6. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

    (Source: claraoswin, via fourtunately)

     

  7. fak-er:

    I literally don’t know what id do without my pillow to spoon at night.

    (via bongair)

     

  8. littners:

    when you like someone more than they like you

    image

    (via pizza)

     
  9. (Source: mandrakescry, via fourtunately)

     
  10. Requested by Anonymous: fave scene in every HP movie (Prisoner of Azkaban)

    (Source: marauduhs, via fourtunately)

     
  11. kushandwizdom:

    Kush quotes

     
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  13. coluring:

    i accept high fives only on my ass

    (Source: coluring, via pizza)

     
  14. (Source: officialschool, via pizza)